So, Daddy was instructing Dominic in the art of persuasion. It was his turn to do the bedtime routine with the kids, and Dominic was putting up a huge fuss. For some reason, he wanted Mommy to read his stories. He threw himself on the ground, yelling I WANT MOMMY. And he was getting nowhere. Zero sympathy from me.
A tired Daddy, hoping to get out of reading Uncle Willy (Richard Scary's Bedtime Stories) again, whispered to Dominic that he needs to say, "Mommy, you're soo beautiful. Mommy you're soo wonderful. Would you read me a bedtime story? Just tonight. As a special, special treat." So, Dominic came over and was trying to say it all just right to me. But he got stuck after "Will you read me a bedtime story?" So he looked at Matt and said, "What next?" Matt, of course, fed him the rest of the lines. Dominic carefully repeated them very sweetly to me. But when he said, "As a special, special treat." He paused and looked up very excitedly: "Can I eat it?"
I did end up giving in and reading him his bedtime story, so I guess Daddy's lesson in the art of persuasion was successful after all.